
I hate shrimp. I hate their beady little eyes. I hate their mongrove destroying ways. I hate their hot crustacean band and most of all I hate how much they resemble my insect tormentors.

We once figured out that my 1984-style Room 101 of terror would consist of a dodgeball game in which I was subjected to a barrage of shrimp and crayfish.
* Top image via Weird Sea Monsters.